Rob Burns is a badass and this is why:
Rob’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
When Rob Burns does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
Rob Burns lost his virginity before his dad did
On the 7th day, God rested…. Rob Burns then took over
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rob Burns
Rob Burns is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Rob Burns counted to infinity – twice
Rob Burns doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is
If at first you don’t succeed, your not Rob Burns
When the Road Bandit needed a 300th Fan, Rob Burns was born!
