In Rob Burns We Trust

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Rob Burns is a badass and this is why:

Rob’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

When Rob Burns does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down

Rob Burns lost his virginity before his dad did

On the 7th day, God rested…. Rob Burns then took over

Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rob Burns

Rob Burns is the reason why Waldo is hiding

Rob Burns counted to infinity – twice

Rob Burns doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is

If at first you don’t succeed, your not Rob Burns

When the Road Bandit needed a 300th Fan, Rob Burns was born!